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« Thread started on: Sep 7th, 2004, 4:36pm »

This will be only my second Crash Bandicoot fan-fic, the other one is on the official CNK fansite forums (World Tour).

In this story (which I will do in conjuntion with my Spyro fanfic here), Cortex gets a little down-to-earth-with-a-bump with Crash...literally! Because of this, he places Dingodile in charge of Cortex castle. Of course, his minions don't really want to behave.
NOTE: If you like Tawna, you may like this story.
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 7th, 2004, 5:23pm »

What-happens-to-Dingodile-?
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 8th, 2004, 1:06pm »

Trust YOU to get the first post. Don't worry, it will be up soon, or the first part anyway.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 8th, 2004, 9:24pm »

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 10th, 2004, 11:04am »

"And now, on Australian TV, the premire of the new film based on real life drama, in the animated film "Cortex and the Baby Bandicoot"

Baby Crash sat around, sucking his thumb. Mrs Bandicoot patted his head. (in true Tom and Jerry style, we only see her legs)
"Mommy's going to the beauty parlour" she said, "but I'm leaving you with your favourite friend Neo Cortex. He's going to take good care of you, because if he doesn't, HE'S GOING BACK TO THE RUBBISH DUMP!" she told "Cortex" in a threatening voice.
"Please" said Cortex. "Don't worry, that baby is as good as cared for. Yes mam! Why, I'll take care of him like he was my own brother. Or my own sister. Or my brothers sister, or my cousin, or my second cousin..."

By now, Baby Crash had seen something...cookies! On the refridgerator. He slipped out of his cot as Cortex was still going through his relatives.

Crash popped out and slide towards the fridge. He looked up.

Cortex gave up with his relatives, then noticed that Baby Crash wasn't there! He heard a clash, and found Crash crawling up a few shelves.

"ARGH!" he screamed as Crash turned the stove on. "I'LL SAVE YOU CRASH!!!"

Unfortunatly, things did not go his way. First, Crash knocked a rolling pin on the ground and he rolled along on it. Then, Crash knocked a kettle on his head. Then, he opened the oven with his foot, and Cortex landed in it, causing the door to slam shut. Crash accidently turned the knob from off, to on, to hot, then onto VOLCANO HEAT

Crash saw the fridge as he crossed the sink. He made a jump for the pendulum of the clock, turning the sink on and spilling the soap. The oven opened, and Cortex, kettle STILL on his head, ran round, smoking and screaming! Then he slipped on the soap, and skidded straight into two electric sockets. Go figure.
Then, he tried to pull them out, but broke a shelf. Pots and pans landed on his head, before some chilli sauce (extra hot) entered his mouth!

"AAAAHHHH!!!!"

In the real life world, at Cortex's castle, N Gin, Tiny, Dingodile, Pinstripe, The Komodo Bros., Koala Kong and Rilla Roo were all sitting in front of the TV, laughing. It wasn't surprising that the on going battles between Crash and Cortex were making such good TV.
But, whilst that was happening, Cortex was walking slowly down a hallway, trying to avoid any attention. He was holding a box of what WAS a world dominating do-da until Crash had got a-hold of it. He was trying to get it away without anyone noticing.

The rest of the minions laughed as several sharp knives were flung at the TV Cortex, before he got blown up into a balloon by a hoover.

"Cortex's accidents always make me laugh" Pinstripe told the others.
"I like it when Crash hurts Cortex" agreed Koala Kong.
"Most of us do" said Komodo Joe.

Cortex, thinking he was as good as safe, fumbled as he tried to find the door handle. But...

"Whats in the box Cortex?" asked Dingodile, not taking his eyes off the TV.
"What? This box?" replied Cortex uneasily, "Err...its none of your business."
"Is Cortex sure?" asked Tiny "Cortex sound nervous"
Cortex replied "Well, anyone would be nervous with all the polution you read about in the..." Then, he quickly wrenched the door open!

N Gin leapt up "GET HIM" he shouted, "HES DOING SOMETHING!"
Everyone jumped to their feet and followed.

However, by the time everyone had gotten to the front door of the castle, Cortex had slammed it shut, locked it, and placed a really big boulder in front of it just to be on the safe side. Everyone tried hammering on the door but not even Tiny or Koala Kong could manage. Dingodile and Pinstripe looked out the window.
"Its full of metal" shouted Dingodile, guessing something wasn't quite right.
"He's heading for the back!" shouted Pinstripe.
The minions thought for a few seconds, then N Gin said, "Well, the exit is sealed...go to plan B. UPSTAIRS!!!"
Everyone rushed upstairs quickly.


And thats it...for now. I'll update soon.

NOTE; I do NOT except any flames.
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 10th, 2004, 5:17pm »

It has N. Gin in it, therefore, I like it. Nowadays it's nothing but N. Tropy and N. Brio in fics...

You also get points for the Komodo Brothers. grin
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 10th, 2004, 9:17pm »

Okay... good so far...
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 19th, 2004, 10:11pm »

All I can reccomend is that you make it longer. That will impress your fellow readers.
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 21st, 2004, 1:12pm »

The problem was (funnily enough), that I'd made the first part TOO long, amazinly OVER the 5000 or so character limit.

Soz for the lack of updates. I'll update very soon.
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 24th, 2004, 03:32am »

"Nghh!" groaned Koala Kong, as he tried to dive straight through the open window. The minions had all made it upstairs, and decided to jump out of the window (well, Koala Kong did anyway, cos he's stupid).
The other minions were having a VERY hard time trying to push him through, kicking him, ramming him, Komodo Moe even volunteered to prick him with his sword...not very popular. Soon, Koala Kong popped through...

"ARGH!" he screamed as he fell...and hit the floor below. To make things worse, the minions jumped down and LANDED on him! As he finally got up, in extreme pain, Tiny leapt down and planted both feet in the Koala's body.
"My Spleen" groaned Koala Kong.

Cortex was STILL running. The minions were chasing after him, but he was JUST ahead. He turned back, seeing everyone lagging behind, and laughed...never seeing 8 feet sticking out behind a bush. He tripped. The box went flying. Everyone made a mad dash to catch it. However, Cortex used his jetpack and caught it first. "Aha!" he said trimuphantly.

ZAP!

"And WHERE do you think YOU'RE going with THAT?" growled Uka Uka, who had just zapped him.

"Phew" said Pinstripe, as they put the box down again, "That was scary. We came THIS close to losing this bit of armour Crash broke."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!" shouted Uka Uka.
"I meant to" pleaded Cortex, "But I couldn't. I'm sorry, that Bandicoot is getting on my nerves."
"Sssso what?" replied Komodo Joe "I'd ssssay he's getting on all our nerves."
"But throwing away such good junk?" continued Tiny.
"Have you never heard of recycling?" finished Dingodile.

The light went on in Cortex's head.

"THAT'S IT!" he exclaimed, "We'll use this junk and build the biggest, baddest, most indestructable thing YET! And this time, not even those stupid bandicoots will beat us!"
"You better be right this time," said Uka Uka
Cortex grinned "To The Lab!"
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 31st, 2004, 12:12pm »

Soz if this isn't the update you wanted, but its better than not updating at all.

And so, Cortex, N Gin, Tiny, Dingodile, Koala Kong, Pinstripe, The Komodo Bros and Rilla Roo all set to building this new, KILLER contraption.

Rilla Roo modeled the machine with banana flavoured Wumpa snacks.
The Komodo Bros cut the metal up.
Pinstripe shot screw holes.
Tiny and Koala Kong bent the metal.
Dingodile did some welding.
And Cortex and N Gin installed the weapons and computers.

Later, the evil doers looked at their masterpiece. It was wonderful. Cortex grinned.
"Savour the moment boys" he said, "Soon, Crash Bandicoot will be no more!"

Little did anyone know, two pairs of eyes were watching from a small window. Thinking they'd seen enough, the small figures ran off.
"Now," said Cortex, "What should we name it?".

At the bandicoot household, Crash was, as usual, fast asleep. He had no idea of the three figures surrounding him.
"Crash" said a voice lightly, and almost teasingly, "Crash, wake up."
"Crashie boy, its time to get moving" said another.
"Uhhh...wake...please!" said a dorkish one.
"Its OK, I'll do it." said a final one. Then, Crash felt a cold chill as the duvet was lifted up. Then...

"CRASH!!! WAKE UP!!!"
Crash shot awake with a start. Coco, Crunch, Fake Crash and Aku Aku were all surronding him.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRASH!" they all said (well, actually, I think Fake Crash said "Merry Christmas" but even I'm not sure). Crash was delighted. He sighed for a moment. He was just about to give everyone a big hug when...


SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!.....

There was a scraping sound down the glass of the nearby window. Crash and Coco covered their ears. Aku Aku shot under a bucket. Crunch pulled his floppy ears down. Fake Crash, as stupid as he was, pulled his ears off.

Coco ran to the door and somehow managed to open it. Polar and Pura were outside, trying to get the bandicoots attention.
"Polar, Pura" shouted Coco, "What on earth do you think you are DOING!!!...oops." (she'd just realised that the two had stopped and SHE was making all the noise).

Once inside, Coco asked the cubs again. The two started barking and meowing. Thankfully, Fake Crash understood.
"What?" he said, "Cortex has built ANOTHER evil robot to destroy Crash?" Polar and Pura nodded.
"Well, he won't!" said Crunch bravely, cracking his metal knuckles, "not until Crash has had his birthday!"
"OK guys!" said Aku Aku to the polar bear and tiger, "LEAD THE WAY!"

TBC.
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:27pm »

I say you post it on Fanfiction.net.
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