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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #15 on: Jan 3rd, 2006, 6:48pm »



Me:
Imposter!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
You're not really God. Stop impersonating Him!
God:
That's only one person's opinion. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Silly robot.
God:
No I am God.
Me:
No you are a robot.
God:
Are you serious? You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just do.
God:
From experience or a priori?
Me:
Experience.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
I knew you'd say that.
God:
OK I will try it. " that".
Me:
Go ahead, then.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Now.
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no. Are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Uh huh. Yeah. Right.
God:
Yup. Uh. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I am glad we agree.
Me:
I was being sarcastic
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Me:
Because you're a bot.
God:
That makes sense to me. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because, God wouldn't be on the computer to talk to people.
God:
Good reason. I am a Christian.
Me:
A Christian bot, huh? Interesting.
God:
Yup. Go on. Would you like to know more?
Me:
No.
God:
I understand; you would like to know less.
Me:
Lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Woah.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
what do you keep asking me this?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
I am your friend?
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
If you want a human as a friend.
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
How would I do that?
God:
" No thanks but you can send me a donation."? How do you do it?
Me:
Yes, that's what I asked. How do you do it?
God:
Take it easy. That is "" No thanks but you can send me a donation."? How do you do it?". I am very well, how are you?
Me:
Huh? Goodbye.
God:
What? Goodbye.
Me:
sianora
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
adios.
God:
Sayonara.
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #16 on: Jan 14th, 2006, 2:49pm »

Me:
TACOOOOOOS!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
You will mention tacos...why?
God:
What makes you say that I will mention tacos. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how can you program yourself?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
what does epistemological mean?
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
if you threw a blender filled with atomic cheese down a toilet would it really create a rift that sent you to Wisconsin?
God:
What makes you think I would threw a blender filled with atomic cheese down a toilet?
Me:
Cause it's fun, duh.
God:
Interesting explanation. I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
Is presedent bush really all emo 'cause he can't draw good anime?
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
who's alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Who's kris drent?
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
ohhhhhhh
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
elevendy seven.
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
hopefully
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
George W. Bush is an idiot. Oh wait...that's not gossip...that's true...
God:
But he is not the only one. Er. I'm waiting. Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it. Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
Okay, I have no clue what you just said...
God:
Yeah okay, Do you mind if I tell other people you are CLUELESS.
Me:
Yes. It's not my problem, you're just confusing.
God:
Alright then. Whose problem I am just confusing is it?
Me:
It's your problem, you're the confusing one.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
maaaaybe...
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
you mean they haven't yet?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
yeah, I was joking around.
God:
Awesome. I thought you were. You should use a smiley.
Me:
smiley is outdated. we use XD now.
God:
smiley I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is. Right now? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
By "we" I mean all the cool kids.
God:
Oh you mean all the cool kids it was.
Me:
yeah.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
elevendy tweleve
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yep.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about elevendy tweleve.
Me:
yes, and you asked me if I was usually awake, and then I said I was usually awake.
God:
Wow! Oh now I remember asking you you if you were usually awake and then you said you were usually awake. What did you say?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yikes!
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Okay, I just thought maybe you were getting mobbed by evil sheep...
God:
Yeah okay, I don't know whether or not I am mobbed by evil sheep.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
You'd know if you were getting mobbed by evil sheep.
God:
Who else would know if me were getting mobbed by evil sheep ?
Me:
Maybe sheep dude, and possibly Invader Zim...
God:
Perhaps. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
yay for stuff being okay!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes.
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
French, Spanish, and i'm learning Irken
God:
I don't care for the sound of French.
Me:
Whatever. France pwns.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? What's your favorite part of France?
Me:
I like Paris.
God:
You are not the only one. No I prefer New York.
Me:
New York has too many people.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK.
Me:
I don't live in New York. I live on Irk.
God:
Where do you live? How do you like living there?
Me:
Irk's okay, i'm really just staying there over the winter so I can oversee the rebuilding of the planet after Zim went psyco with the megadoomer.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Nope. Zim got sent to planet earth.
God:
No conditions or none I should know about? How old are you?
Me:
108
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Joining Anime club
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
only the anime fans.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Steph, but only during the week. And since it's saturday, you can ball me Bob.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Steph but only during the week. How do you know?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Okay then...you're quite odd.
God:
OK with me too. Thanks for telling me: Steph but only during the week said I re quite odd.
Me:
XD
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I said "XD", it's a smiley used to show laughter or amusement.
God:
What did you mean by it? Aren't all smiley used to show laughter or amusement XD it?
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 27th, 2006, 11:38am »

grinTEXTIlove this its cool cool though it got the fake name wrong rolleyes
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #18 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 03:56am »

Me:
'Ellow!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer obviously, I'm not stupid!
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
I hate computer science!
God:
What is your field?
Me:
I'm a student
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
Its good when i get out of class and me and my friends can go down town!
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Its fun!!! You're not very bright are you?
God:
Why do you like it so much? Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes i am calling you stupid!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
You're late for dinner.
God:
I thought I was right on time.
Me:
Whatever, stupid robot imposter!
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Ok, that is the stupidest comeback ever!
God:
Yes it is one of the stupidest comeback ever. Awesome.
Me:
Don't act like a surfer dude when you're meant to be god!
God:
I am not acting.
Me:
yeah, you are, you liar!
God:
No I'm telling the truth. No I'm not.
Me:
Just change the subject before i get REALLY mad!
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
No i haven't got any change
God:
Are you serious? Me either.
Me:
i dont carry around change, i think its annoying
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
yeah
God:
Aha.
Me:
Aloha!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Aloha goodbye not aloha hello!
God:
Hey Aloha goodbye not aloha hello.
Me:
Bye!
God:
See you later!
Me:
you are so stupid!
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
No you aren't! You thought my name was Aloha goodbye not aloha hello!
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Ohh....Never mind.
God:
Woe! Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #19 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 08:55am »

That is sacreligious btw..
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #20 on: Aug 18th, 2006, 09:16am »

Its only a bit of fun. One time i talked to igod and he claimed to be a girl wearing a dress! grin I'm a Catholic but i dont find it offensive at all! It isnt to bad... have you ever seen the south park episode "Are you there god its me Jesus? That was so hilarious!
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