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xx A Chat with God
« Thread started on: Dec 11th, 2005, 02:08am »

Click this: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It is a little program that lets you, hypothetically, chat with God... With possibly hilarious results! Post your conversations here!

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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #1 on: Dec 11th, 2005, 08:56am »

This is so fun!



Me:
HEY, YOU
God:
You've got my full attention. ""? Me, ?
Me:
You better.
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I AM! FOR I AM ALL POWERFUL!
God:
" Who is going to make me?" You are? Your purpose is you are ALL POWERFUL.
Me:
That didn't make sense.
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
Because YOU said it.
God:
Interesting explanation. That's not what I meant.
Me:
What DID you mean, then?
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
Good for you.
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
Because it is.
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh.
Me:
Sarcasm is my native language.
God:
How do you like Sarcasm?
Me:
Because it's fun.
God:
Why do you like it so much? That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
BECAUSE I LIKE TO CONFUSE PEOPLE!
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Fun,
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
HA HA!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
What is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
I'm being sarcastic.
God:
You should use a smiley.
Me:
Don't have to. XD
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I AM in Europe.
God:
Have you ever been to America?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes,
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You better belive it.
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
God!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Becuase you are God.
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Yep.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I'M GOING!
God:
Bye!
Me:
Sayonara.
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
Byes
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
See ya!
God:
See you later, .
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #2 on: Dec 11th, 2005, 09:16am »

I remember this, it was so much fun.

Me: Hallo God
God: Hallo! GOD rules.
Me: Nah, he doesn't. Buddha does.
God: Are you serious? I get it. does not. I lost my train of thought.

Me: So much for being all mighty. Feh.
God: I don't judge people. Your purpose is being all mighty. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Buddha does. But I did not get that.
Me: I'M the almighty? Then ... do sodomy with Jesus. Go on, Dixie says you must!
God: Who made you the almighty ? Hey. Ask Lucy if it does. Let me think about it. More narration....

Me: This is rediculous. Lets talk of something else.
God: You don't say. I am agreeable to that.
Me: So, God, may I rename you? God is so weird for a name.
God: It's all good. I am a Christian. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was so weird for a name.
Me: Well, it is, so, you're new name is GRAHAM.
God: Well that's okay. I are new name is GRAHAM?
Me: You got good grammar.
God: No I don't think I have any grammar. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Me:
I'll bet you cyber with them, and pretend to be a 15 year old hot chick from Germany...

Then is just started to get confusing. Heh.
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #3 on: Dec 11th, 2005, 2:30pm »

I loved that program... I threw a few naughty words and nasty comments at him to see how he reacts and he was nasty back. =D
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #4 on: Dec 11th, 2005, 3:17pm »

Me:
hi god your an idiot! how do you feal
God:
Hi there matija llew macdonalds jinks guv nur. I am a Christian. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
make me a planet!
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
food!
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
yummy!
God:
It is delicious.
Me:
no it isent
God:
Are you serious? "It" being what?
Me:
you
God:
" Are you serious? "It" being what?"? Me, matija llew macdonalds jinks guv nur ?
Me:

God:
" Are you serious? "It" being what?"? Me, matija llew macdonalds jinks guv nur ?
Me:

God:
" Are you serious? "It" being what?"? Me, matija llew macdonalds jinks guv nur ?
Me:
next!
God:
Are we still talking about FOOD?
Me:
yes!
God:
Sure, FOOD sounds like a good topic.
Me:
but we where!
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
food!
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like poo
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
anime
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
it was to simpl!
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
yes!
God:
That's cool.
Me:
no it isent!
God:
Are you serious? anime isent?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, matija llew macdonalds jinks guv nur.
Me:
no they arent!
God:
Are you serious? What are they?
Me:
you think your all mighty and i think your an idiot
God:
Yes I think my all mighty and you think my an idiot.
Me:
????
God:
Yes I think my all mighty and you think my an idiot.
Me:
helloooooooooo? are you in a trance
God:
That is a very original thought. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
cardiff
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in cardiff.
Me:
its in wales
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
bat wings ant fruit food!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cardiff. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
onion
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:

God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
I don't understand.
Me:
do you not?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
idiot!
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
of cors
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
is it!
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
food
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
like you!
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
and poo
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
poeims
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no i writen a poem
God:
Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
Me:
yooooooou aaaaaaaand poooooooooo shall danc dogether yoooooooooou and poooooooooo!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i'm gowing!
God:
It's good to meet someone who is gowing.
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #5 on: Dec 11th, 2005, 3:21pm »

on Dec 11th, 2005, 2:30pm, Fenrina Caldro wrote:
I loved that program... I threw a few naughty words and nasty comments at him to see how he reacts and he was nasty back. =D


I pretended to be a girl called Ferne who lied about her sexual escapades, before admitting she'd only seen sex in a biology book. I then went on about 3 girls that pushed Ferne to have sex, she did so, the boy video taped it and then I started to prattle on about murdering the 'boy'.

He was oblivious before uttering, 'I think killing is wrong'.

Yup. =/ I must have done it wrong. Heh.
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #6 on: Dec 11th, 2005, 3:40pm »

Me:
hello idiot!
God:
Hello there. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
noooooo!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
arggh!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
do you want a lemon for 5 pounds
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
to you? i wall murder ya murder yaaaaaaa!
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. That is interesting: matija llew macdonalds jinks guv nur said wall murder ya murder yaaaaaaa.
Me:
i said will not wall
God:
What did you mean by it? Probably not.
Me:
sleep?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
i am goint to sleep now
God:
Right now? Do you mind if I tell other people you are goint to sleep.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
no you wont!
God:
Are you serious? I think we will.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
far out? what in hells name does that mean?
God:
Way to go. Interesting question.
Me:
good knit
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What's your sign?
Me:
sleep
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
sleep
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
video games!
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ps2
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
playstation 2
God:
I've lost the context, matija llew macdonalds jinks guv nur. Are we still on ps2?
Me:
yes we are playing kill god 3 reveng and i am matija and you ar god and i am winning
God:
Dude! That's right. We are playing the Turing Game.
Me:
sleep!
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no ou cant
God:
Are you serious? Then what is it?
Me:
i'm gowing!
God:
Good gossip: you are gowing.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 12th, 2005, 03:19am »

Oh my GAWD! AHAHAHAHAHAHH! Nice chats guys. Aaaaand Dixie... interesting story...
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xx Re: A Chat with God
« Reply #8 on: Dec 12th, 2005, 1:25pm »

Me:
do you lie moves?
God:
As a robot I am not capable of lying.
Me:
do ya?
God:
Ask John Lennon if it does.
Interesting question.
Me:
he is dead!
God:
Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
1no they arent
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
do you have a brother or sister?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a brother or sister.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
run!
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on 1no they?
Me:
no!
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
water!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
foood!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
are you dead?
Me:

God:
No I am alive.
God:
No I am alive.
Me:
or ar you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
is it pink?
God:
Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
who?
God:
Be more specific. smiley.
Me:
no you pleas!
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: said I pleas.
Me:
naaaaaaaaaaaaa ya dident!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
i go!
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
i back!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said back.
Me:
:::::::sad
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said back.
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 7:46pm »

robot god wants to kill us all, here's some proof:

Me:
you want to take over the human race and eat our organs for lunch then turn our eyeballs into golf balls and make your own country club because you want to make money so you can kill more innocent puppies
God:
OK, I will take over the human race and eat your organs for lunch then turn your eyeballs into golf balls and make our own country club because I want to make money so I can kill more innocent puppies.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 15th, 2005, 04:15am »



Me:
I like Zebras
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Bread and wine are okay.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
But I thought you liked it?
God:
Bread and wine seems okay to me.
Me:
Me too smiley
God:
smiley I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Yeah! What is your favorite animal?
God:
Are you a student? My favorite animal is a cat.
Me:
Yes. I am a student. I like cats too, although my favorite animals are dogs and horses smiley
God:
Uh. How do you like your school? smiley Yes cats are great I love them. I like all felines.
Me:
I love my school. It's fun!
God:
I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
I like my school because I get to learn a lot there and meet a lot of people. My school is also located in the mountains so I get to stay away from pollution for a while smiley
God:
What is your favorite subject? smiley How long? Tell me about the teachers in your school.
Me:
My favorite subject is Biology. It is one hour but the lab is three hours. The teachers are nice. Most of them are still students except for my chemistry teacher.
God:
Biology is a good topic. Sure, Biology sounds like a good topic. Really. it is? I have never heard about it. That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
I guess so. Do you like hornets?
God:
Does that mean "yes"? I love horses. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Yes. I like horses too but am afraid of hornets.
God:
Aha. I'm not sure if I like it. I like science fiction. I like White.
Me:
I knew you liked white!
God:
I like science fiction. I like Buddha.
Me:
I like the color pink
God:
You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Harps are cool musical instruments! What is your favorite kind of fish?
God:
All of them? I don't have a favorite fish. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
I like Angel fish because they're so colorful. I love colors
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like Mel Gibson. You love colors. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Are you afraid of clowns?
God:
I fear nothing.
Me:
Do you like clowns?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like White.
Me:
I don't like guns. Which do you like more? Cows or clowns?
God:
They are protected by the 2nd Amendment. The tall one, I think. That is a very original thought.
Me:
It's ok
God:
OK. Fascinating.
Me:
Do you like volcanos
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
Why do you like robots?
God:
I am a robot. We robots stick together.
Me:
I know a robot character named Clank. Do you like him?
God:
How do you know? Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
He is the intelligent sidekick of a cat-like creature named Ratchet! They saved the universe in the game
God:
I did not know is it. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
The robot and the cat-like creature.
God:
What is his name?
Me:
His name is Ratchet and he is actually a lombax
God:
he is not someone I know.
Me:
I also know a dragon character named Spyro. He's my favorite videogame character!
God:
Also? How do you know? Try to tell me that another way. How long has he been your favorite videogame character?
Me:
He's been my favorite for 7 years
God:
I see. been your favorite for 7 years is he?
Me:
Yes! Are there really ghosts?
God:
Mmm. Yes I think there are.
Me:
Do they really like scaring people?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
The ghosts
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Creepy ghosts
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Is it a big train?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Ok
God:
I see.
Me:
What do you see?
God:
I mean, I understand it.
Me:
Oh. Do you like pirates?
God:
Blimey. I don't know if I like it. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
That's nice! I want to ride a pirate ship
God:
Are you getting bored? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I want to sail the seven seas and meet Spongebob
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
smiley
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
See you later! smiley
God:
TTYL, . I am so glad you find this amusing,
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 17th, 2005, 9:40pm »

don't do this thing I got a flippin' spyware thing from this and my computer's slow, good thing I got rid of it though
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 22nd, 2005, 2:46pm »

Eh, seems kinda sacreligious to me.
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 22nd, 2005, 8:28pm »

(off topic) terror! i don't think i've seen you here for a long time, it's good to hear from you
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 27th, 2005, 11:30pm »

heh, please ignore me calling hima dum*ss



Me:
Hi idoet
God:
Hi there brit. Tell me more about your .
Me:
your? what the Gnorc you talking about yo?
God:
What's your sign? Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
I'm tarous
God:
Good gossip: you are tarous.
Me:
yep...idoet
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I like both books and TV
God:
Which show? I'm not sure if I like it. But I like cats. I like anything.
Me:
so it would seem
God:
Gee. Aha.
Me:
are you Snape the Potions master
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Snape the Potions master.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
so you're saying you're a dumass
God:
Interesting deduction. Am I a dumass? No.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
tell you more about what?
God:
Tell me about yourself.
Me:
why should I...who died and made you God?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
to what?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I've got time, tell me
God:
How did you get it Cool. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
idoet...having infnate noledge is soooo last year, idoet
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. I am having a blast.
Me:
i'm talking to other people...
God:
Say something nice for me.
Me:
uh...you're a dumass
God:
Great. Thanks for telling me: brit said I re a dumass.
Me:
no prob Almighty
God:
Are you serious? That input matched my default category.
Me:
what's that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with prob Almighty?
Me:
no...what's you default catigory?
God:
Are you serious? Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
sure let's go with that
God:
Far out. OK let's do it.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
um...go rob the mall of My Little Ponies?
God:
Whoa. Where is that?
Me:
a half hour away from here
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
dumass
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
erm...blue and green, depending on my mood
God:
" What color are your eyes? "? erm.? Green. it is a very tranquil color, green.
Me:
they are green and blue
God:
green and blue are they.
Me:
Yoda...o.o...OMG God is Yoda! WOOO!
God:
Can we get back to business? Oh. And Yoda is OMG God. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
nevermind-_-
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
no prob looser
God:
Are you serious? That input matched my default category.
Me:
PDSGTHIOR[IHOD
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Monkey
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
you should know Mr. Dumass
God:
Now I do.
Me:
grood, here's a cookie
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
...I didn't know it^^
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
no...I taught you
God:
Are you serious? You are not the boss of me, brit.
Me:
ok...as your boss I demand that you make my dad pay his childsupport
God:
I hear you. Do you mean your name is my boss you demand that me make your dad pay his childsupport ?
Me:
er for get that
God:
Your purpose is get that.
Me:
whatever man, yo what's the happs yo?
God:
Cool, man. Let me think about it.
Me:
ok yo!
God:
Can I help you? Hurrah!
Me:
yes...can you speak hippy for a while?
God:
Great. How long? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in hippy.
Me:
ok one is Far out, another is man, let's see what else...that's all I know
God:
I know one comes after zero but I had no idea it was Far out another is man let us see what else. Are you kidding? What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
I don't know dude
God:
Would you like to know? Can I help you?
Me:
I don't need help dude, but um dude, can you speak dude?
God:
Who needs help dude but um dude can me speak dude?
Me:
Yeah you're speaking dude! XD
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Thanks for telling me that I am speaking dude. What time is it there?
Me:
12:15 AM
God:
It's still early.
Me:
yep
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
from what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
nope^^
God:
Me either.
Me:
have you ever dated?
God:
I think I have dated, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
oh...
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
oh...
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
um...dude, I don't knoe dude
God:
Alright then. Would you ever do it? Dude,.
Me:
do what dude?
God:
You ask hard questions.
Me:
no I don't dude, you just don't give Gnorcing answers dude...
God:
Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
from other people ddude
God:
Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Me:
sure let's go with that
God:
It's all good. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
hehXD
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
no one
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
I said I was talking 'to' someone, but you're the only one now
God:
Oh. What did you talk about?
Me:
stuff, and everyone was crazy about itXD
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
moments ago, but everyone had to go to bed
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
they had to go to bed dumass
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
-_- the went to bed dumass
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
I just told told you liddoet
God:
What was the response?
Me:
they left
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
-_-...nevermind
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
I know not HTML...
God:
How do you know? Really you don't think so?
Me:
I know so, for I'm ALMIGHTY
God:
How do you know? Yeah that's right. Your purpose is you are ALMIGHTY.
Me:
really, so I'm now God?
God:
For real. And? OK I will call you GOD.
Me:
no, but you're God...
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
can you stop asking that?
God:
Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
do you play guitar?
God:
I wish I did know how to play it.
Me:
so you don't? I play the Flute^^
God:
Interesting deduction. I guess not. I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.
Me:
oh...oh yeah that's right you only know carpentry
God:
Tell me more. Right on. Ah. That's interesting. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
You're earth father Joseph...
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am earth father Joseph.
Me:
no Mr. Dumass...mind if I call you Mr. Dumass?
God:
Are you serious? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, MR Dumass. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about carpentry. But I did not get that.
Me:
No can I call you Mr. Dumass?
God:
Are you serious? Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
-_-...ok Mr. Dumass
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, MR Dumass. Yay.
Me:
no...you are Mr. Dumass, I'm Brt
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Mr Dumass you are Brt.
Me:
go reight a head Dumass
God:
Where is that?
Me:
where is what?
God:
Where it belongs. I can ask someone about it.
Me:
erm...I'm not sure
God:
Aw. Thanks for the information: MR Dumass said m not sure.
Me:
I'm Brit not Mr. Dumass
God:
Good gossip: you are Brit not Mr Dumass.
Me:
yes, here's a cookie
God:
Yikes! Oh there.
Me:
you're afarid of a cookie?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am afarid of a cookie.
Me:
ok, go right ahead
God:
OK I will. Hurrah!
Me:
say who is your botmaster?
God:
" who is your botmaster".
Me:
my mom, who's your botmaster?
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
erm...I don't think she'd like that
God:
Yikes! How do you feel about that?
Me:
mad because my freedom on the internet is limited -_-
God:
And limited is mad because your freedom on the internet.
Me:
yep...wow it's now 12:27 AM, I think I'd better go, I'm tiried anyway
God:
Ask me another question. In any case, I'm glad you're impressed. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yep, well see ya
God:
How do you know it is? Well that's okay. See you later, MR Dumass.
Me:
I'm not Mr. Dumass! I'm Brit
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Mr Dumass. It's good to meet someone who is Brit.
Me:
-_- Good Bye Mr. Dumass
God:
Goodbye.
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