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« Thread started on: Jun 29th, 2005, 11:08am »

You can post Spyro jokes here. Or just funny things you've noticed in the games. grin

I got one (It's teh lame) :

Whats a Sheep's biggest fear?

Sparx.

So, feel free to post clean jokes. Lame or not-so-lame, I don't care.
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 11:51am »

Ok. You mean like the thing in my sig.? I loved that dragon He was one of my fave! grin

This one is very lame. But it doesn't matter. wink

How many sheep does it take to change a light buld?

One if He's on stilts.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 11:52am »

Who do you meet if you encounter a few bags full of money?

MONEYBAGS!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 29th, 2005, 11:53am »

Thats a good one. grin

Why did the sheep cross the road?

To get away from Spyro of course.
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 30th, 2005, 2:52pm »

This one might be a little lame.


Q: How many villains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A: 3. One to turn it into an emerald statue because it's faulty, one to blast it to bits for not working, and one to get his stupid lackeys to try to change it for him.
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 09:53am »

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N Tropy: Finally the treasure is ours!

Cortex: Oh my, the treasure I almost forgot!

N Tropy: You mean our treasure!

Cortex: You know that treasure is stolen property.

N Tropy: It's a little late to be developing a conscience Dr.

Cortex: Well personally I don't care but I think He might want His gems back!!!

*Cortex points to Spyro who flames N Tropy, N Brio, and N Gin*

It's not funny I just like that cinimatic. grin Well actually it is kinda funny that it took Crash forever to get a couple hits on em, Spyro flames em once and their gone.
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 11:52am »

Doesn't N. Gin shout "Yes, we are rich!" somewhere in that dialogue?
I think Spyro is able to defeat them with one flame is because while his enemies have magic and armor protecting them, the N. Team are simply human. Poor guys.

Okay, here's a joke.
Q: What's the difference between a gnorc and a piece of celery?
A: About two IQ points.
*dodges the tomatoes thrown by the gnorcs in the audience.
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 1st, 2005, 1:42pm »

Haha... I remember that scene in Twinsanity - Spyro making a random appearance. ^_^

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What have Dingodile and Spyro got in common?
THEY BOTH CAN MAKE TOAST!!!
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 2nd, 2005, 9:09pm »

[An interactive joke, play along when you retell it.]


Gnasty, Ripto and Red all owe the Sorceress some money. So first the Sorceress walks up to Gnasty.


Sorceress: Hey, Gnasty! You owe me 25 gems.

Gnasty: I thought I owed you 10.

Sorceress: [slaps Gnasty] Don't correct me!


So then the Sorceress walks up to Ripto.


Sorceress: Hey, Ripto! You owe me 10 gems!

Ripto: I thought I owed you 5.

Sorceress: [slaps Ripto] Don't correct me!


And then the Sorceress walks up to Red. Now, how many gems do you think he owes her?

[Have the person you are telling the joke to guess at this. Once they give you an amount, slap thier face and say, "Don't correct me!"]
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 3rd, 2005, 08:26am »

LOL. Good one, Dark.

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« Reply #10 on: Jul 9th, 2005, 3:57pm »

HAHAHAHA!!! I Rememer That Monk Dude
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 3:12pm »

Altair: Thanks for releasing me Spyro. You have no idea how long I've been trapped in crystal... and Uhh nither do I. Who are you again?
Spyro: Uh I'm outa here!

I love that dragon. grin
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« Reply #12 on: Aug 26th, 2005, 12:08pm »

[An interactive joke, play along when you retell it.]

Gnasty, Ripto and Red all owe the Sorceress some money. So first the Sorceress walks up to Gnasty.

Sorceress: Hey, Gnasty! You owe me 25 gems.

Gnasty: I thought I owed you 10.

Sorceress: [slaps Gnasty] Don't correct me!

So then the Sorceress walks up to Ripto.

Sorceress: Hey, Ripto! You owe me 10 gems!

Ripto: I thought I owed you 5.

Sorceress: [slaps Ripto] Don't correct me!

And then the Sorceress walks up to Red. Now, how many gems do you think he owes her?

[Have the person you are telling the joke to guess at this. Once they give you an amount, slap thier face and say, "Don't correct me!"]

LOL good one! I don't have any Spyro joke's...Oh I have an idea check this out!

Ian was talking to Purr-fit little angel again trying to exaplane to her that Spyro rubish! But she wasn't listening to him instead she was just wishing a Spyro charter would turn up hurt him so she could live in her house in peace!

'If I hear him say this one more time am gonna hit myself in to a comma so I can get some peace around here!' She thought trying to think of da last time there was peace in her house!

"...and Spyro is just a pice of cr-" BOOM! Spyro The Dragon alone with Agent9 who is with Sarah The dragon (in dragon forum) appeared!

"What the hell?!" Ian said Purr-fit little angel giggled "Now your gonna get it!" Purr-fit little angel laughed out.

"You where saying Ian?" Gorwled Spyro & Sarah The Dragon & Agent9.

"And I am not a pice of crap thank you!" Spyro added more anger in his voice "And leave my fellow fans alone!" He ordered him! "Let's acttack him!" Sarah The Dragon suggested.

"Good idea Sarah The Dragon! DIE IAN DIE!!!!" Agent9 said getting his laster gun and shoting Ian causing him to run away like a big fat chicken! Spyro and Sarah The dragon chased him flaming every once in a while and sometimes using their horns to hurt him!

Purr-fit little angel "Good luck with killing that wuss!"

"Thanks!" THey called out then chased Ian again.

THE END grin

I hate Ian thats why I posted it I have my reasons...
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 6:15pm »

Nice grin That'll teach him.

Uh shoot I just had one and I forgot it. But I do have somthing funny to say.

This kid I know who lives in our neighborhood was talkin to me one day we were both blaying our gameboys and I somehow got on the subject of Spyro as I usually do with anyone I'm talking to. Well anyway He starts Dissing Spyro really bad and I'm just about to punch him in the face for calling Spyro a copious ammount of names when he drops his gameboy on the ground and it breaks. All I could say to him was thats what ya get for dissing Spyro.

I almost felt bad though. I know what it's like to lose somthing like that.
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« Reply #14 on: Oct 3rd, 2005, 1:51pm »

Um yea here's a joke a made up.

Creatures who eat meat are carnivores, creatures who eat veggies are herbivores, what are creatures who live purely off of chocolate?
Chocolavores! AHAHAHAHahaha..... undecided
Yea, that was lame.
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